The Skincare Shopping Checklist
What to check before your money leaves your account.
What is this for?Does it fit my routine?Do I already own this?
THE SKINCARE GUIDE FOR THE GIRL WHO WANTS TO KNOW
SHE SHOWED YOU THE CLEANSER. THE SERUM. THE CREAM. EVEN THE SUNSCREEN. BUT SHE LEFT OUT THE ONE THING YOU NEEDED TO KNOW BEFORE COPYING HER.
Give Us 20 Minutes And You’ll Discover Why Some Girls Keep Glowing While Everybody Else Keeps Asking, “What Do You Use?”
IS THIS FAMILIAR?
One fine girl shows up on your feed and her skin is glowing.
Smooth. Looking like she has never had one problem in her life.
The babe is sharp. She looks like she came straight out of Pinterest.
You run to the comments.
Many people have even asked the exact question already in your mind:
“Please, what do you use?”
And thank God. She answers.
She con dey list them.
THE ROUTINE01 — 08
Cleanser.Toner.Serum.Another serum.Moisturiser.Sunscreen.Leaf.Baking powder.One product from Pluto.
You screenshot everything.
SCREENSHOT. SEARCH. CALCULATE.You check the first product.
₦18,500.
Hmm.
You check another seller.
₦14,000.
Better.
Now you are checking reviews. Looking for the original one. Calculating delivery.
Maybe even removing one or two things because please, are we buying skincare or paying school fees?
But you and I know why you're still there.
You want that skin.
You want to be that fine girl people see and immediately ask:
“Please, what do you use?”
You want to take pictures without first calculating which side of your face will hide that dark spot.
So finally, you decide.
Okay. Let me just buy the serum.
WAIT O
But wait o.
Why did that serum work for her?
And why have you bought products people swore by before… only for your own skin to look at you like:
“And what exactly am I supposed to do with this?”
I know, girl.
You know her products.
But is that all there is to it?
Ah.
You're getting the gist now.
Because that small difference?
That small difference may be why she keeps getting compliments… while you keep getting deliveries.
OKAY, YOUR MIND IS ALREADY GOING:
“Hmm… but who sent you people?”
Girl, skincare advice is everywhere.
Your influencer knows something.
TikTok knows everything. Apparently.
Even ChatGPT is giving skincare advice now.
Yet after listening to everybody, you are still the one standing in front of your shelf wondering which one you're supposed to use tonight.
SO WE DIDSOMETHING DIFFERENT.
And this is the part you don't want anybody to know you know.
We went looking for answers to the exact questions you've been asking.
Do I actually need this thing?
Can I use these two together?
Why did it work for her and do absolutely nothing for me?
Which one should I buy first?
Is this glow or am I bleaching?
And please, why do I have four serums?
We checked the science.
We checked what skin experts actually say.
We checked the ingredients behind all those fine names on the bottle.
We did all the rough work.
Even those questions influencers are answering without actually saying the answer out loud?
We went there too.
And most importantly:
We removed the grammar.
Because babe, you came here to glow.
You did not come here to study skincare.
And what we found?
Omo.
Remember that one thing your favourite influencer left out?
We need to talk about it.
SEE WHAT YOUR LIFE IS ABOUT TO BECOME IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES…
Tomorrow, another fine girl will show up on your feed.
Skin glowing.
Everybody rushing to her comments:
“Please, what do you use?”
But this time, you won't.
Because you already got the scope.
You know when something is for you.
You know when you already own something doing the same job.
You know whether that ₦18,500 serum deserves your attention.
And that cream you're determined to finish because ₦22,000 cannot just die like that.
But let's not beat around the bush.
You want to be fine.
You want to look in the mirror and think:
“Okayyyy. Who is this?”
You want somebody to say:
“Girl, your skin is so nice.”
Oh, thank you.
Meanwhile, inside:
YES. I KNOW.
You want that boy to see you and ask for your number.
We will not loud that part.
Already have a man?
Let him look twice.
We will still not loud it.
Because underneath all the serums, creams, dark spots and skincare grammar…
you just want to look GOOD.
And somehow, every time you try to get there, somebody gives you something else to buy.
Another serum.
Another cream.
Another “You NEED this.”
But what if your glow-up doesn't need another random product?
Girl…
The goal was never to own everything the fine girl uses.
THE GOAL IS TO BECOME THE FINE GIRL.
YOUR ROUTINE SHOULD MAKE SENSE FOR YOU.YOUR SKIN. YOUR CALL.
SO, WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU GETTING?
We put all the rough work into one simple guide:
WHICH ONE SHOULD I USE?
20 Minutes to Build a Skincare Routine So Good, You'll Stop Asking Influencers What They Use
THE SKINCARE DECISION GUIDE20 MINUTES
WHICH ONE
SHOULD I USE?
Build a routine that makes sense for your skin, your goals and your budget.
WHAT YOU NEEDWHAT YOU ALREADY OWNWHAT TO BUY FIRST
A QUICK LOOK INSIDE
What do I already own that can do the job?
What should I buy first when my budget cannot carry everybody?
And please, don't see “guide” and start thinking of one big textbook somebody wants you to sit down and study.
Nobody has that strength.
Give us about 20 minutes.
Bring the skincare products you already own.
Bring the ones sitting in your cart too.
Especially that serum you've been visiting every night like a long-distance relationship.
Let's settle this thing.
By the time you're done, you should know:
What should I use?
What should I stop buying?
Can I use these two together?
Which one comes first?
What belongs in the morning? What belongs at night?
What should I buy first when my budget cannot carry everybody?
What do I already own that can do the job?
And most importantly:
Which trending product is simply not my business?
AND WE DIDN'T STOP THERE.
Because knowing what you need is one thing.
Buying skincare in this Nigeria?
Another ministry entirely.
So you also get:
A + B
“Can I Use These Together?”
Because combining two serums should not require a family meeting.
The Budget Planner
Whether skincare currently has ₦15k, ₦30k or “please don't ask me what I spent” money.
The Before-I-Buy Checklist
For that dangerous moment between “I'm only checking the price” and PAY NOW.
The Product Inventory
So you can see what you already own before another serum enters the family.
The Rainy Season & Harmattan Quick Cards
Because Nigerian weather has never respected anybody's plans.
QUICK
CARDS
The Progress Tracker
Because checking your face seventeen times before lunch is not data.
EVERYTHING IN ONE PLACE.
No 46 saved videos. No five people giving you five different answers.
HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK ALL THIS SHOULD COST?
₦40,000?₦30,000?₦20,000?
Fair.
But let's not even argue about what a guide like this is “worth.”
Look at what skincare already costs you.
One serum can be ₦18,500.
One cream can be ₦22,000.
And sometimes you buy it before you're even sure it belongs in your routine.
So no.
You're not paying ₦40,000.
Not ₦30,000.
Not even ₦20,000.
GET WHICH ONE SHOULD I USE? TODAY FOR₦5,000
That's it.
₦5,000.
Less than some of the products you've been considering.
And this can help you decide whether you should buy those products in the first place.
A NOTE ABOUT THE PRICE
But babe…
THIS PRICE WILL NOT STAY HERE FOREVER.
You're seeing ₦5,000 because that's what we're selling it for right now.
The price is going up.
So if you're thinking:
“I'll come back later.”
Fine.
Just don't assume you'll come back to ₦5,000.
You might open this page and see double.
And we'll both just be looking at each other.
Get it now while ₦5,000 is still ₦5,000.
YES, I WANT THE SCOPE — ₦5,000
BUT PLEASE, GET THIS BEFORE ANOTHER RANDOM PRODUCT ENTERS YOUR HOUSE.
I'm serious.
Don't leave here, see one fine serum tomorrow and spend ₦18,500…
only to open this guide later and realise:
“Wait. I didn't even need this thing?”
Ah.
Pain.
Girl, let us catch you before checkout catches you.
Before another serum.
Before another cream.
Before another:
“Everybody says this one is good.”
Give us 20 minutes first.
Because the next product you DON'T buy might already pay for this guide.
GET “WHICH ONE SHOULD I USE?” — ₦5,000ONE LAST QUESTION
“CAN'T I JUST ASK CHATGPT?”
Sure.
But what exactly are you going to ask?
Another answer isn't what you need.
You need to know which answer concerns YOU.
We already did the asking, checking and sorting.
You just need 20 minutes.
GIRL, YOUR ₦5,000 IS SAFE.
We said we're going to help you stop guessing what concerns you and what doesn't.
And we mean it.
Go through Which One Should I Use? and do the little work with us.
By the time you're done, you should have a clearer idea of what belongs in your routine, what you can leave alone, and what your next move should be.
And if you don't?
Tell us.
If you genuinely go through the guide and you're still as confused as you were before you opened it, we'll give you your ₦5,000 back.
You have 7 days.
No long story. No fighting with customer care.
If we promised you clarity, you should get clarity.
That's our 7-Day Clarity Guarantee.